sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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