"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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