can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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