I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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