But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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