i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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