True but thats because hes a fetus.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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