at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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