i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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