Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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