Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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