"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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