We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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