Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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