I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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