Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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