Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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