So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
