Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
