i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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