You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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