People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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