her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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