Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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