He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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