i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Soap is not a condiment
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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