True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
