Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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