idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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