went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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