You can't special order awesome
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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