i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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