if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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