i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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