can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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