only if we run a train.
done.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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