She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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