i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I touched a dick in church today
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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