This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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