I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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