So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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