This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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