The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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