i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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