She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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