so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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