marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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