I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I FOUND THE LEGS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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