I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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