Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
bring money and cleavage
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
