When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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