You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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