based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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