This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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