He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions