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(248): View more from Michigan

Don't you send me to vm

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(248): Don't you send me to vm http://tfl.nu/tac7

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(260): View more from Indiana

So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes

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Are your eyes okay

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I mean if I was Asian they would be

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(260): So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes (1-260): Are your eyes okay (260): I mean if I was Asian they would be http://tfl.nu/l3r4

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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watch out for the queen of hearts

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fuucck i forgot ab her

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(610): walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat (215): watch out for the queen of hearts (610): fuucck i forgot ab her http://tfl.nu/mo46

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(347): View more from New York

we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

(203): View more from Connecticut

go home

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(347): we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy (203): go home http://tfl.nu/91uo

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(979): View more from Texas

You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands

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When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things

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(979): You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands (713): When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things http://tfl.nu/2j2p

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(914): View more from New York

2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine

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(914): 2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine http://tfl.nu/wmh7

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(940): View more from Texas

I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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(940): I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation. http://tfl.nu/xysv

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

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And I meant every ounce of it.

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(978): You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands. (864): And I meant every ounce of it. http://tfl.nu/062o

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(412): At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that. http://tfl.nu/pr0e

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(510): View more from California

I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard

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Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.

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(510): I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard (1-510): Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening. http://tfl.nu/lvw9

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(254): View more from Texas

Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??

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(254): Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction?? http://tfl.nu/xlz3

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(805): View more from California

Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?

(313): View more from Michigan

Everything hurts.

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(805): Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all? (313): Everything hurts. http://tfl.nu/wajp

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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity

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(218): He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity http://tfl.nu/7l4i

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(320): View more from Minnesota

He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...

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He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.

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(320): He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick... (320): He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis. http://tfl.nu/fuv3

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm just crazy horny about you

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(215): I'm just crazy horny about you http://tfl.nu/n9zt

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