Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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