Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(512): View more from Texas

I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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(208): View more from Idaho

She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"

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(703): View more from Virginia

We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born

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(619): View more from California

It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.

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(719): View more from Colorado

She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time

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(904): View more from Florida

He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.

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