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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"

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  I was feeling the aftermath of his penis

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Damn victory sex feels great

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