Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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