no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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